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An escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods. It was a clear case of criminal in tent. :D

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1. Why don’t mountains get tired?

Because they peak all the time!

2. Did you hear the joke about the man who was kicked out of a museum for spanking statues?

He really hit rock bottom.

3. Where does Harry Potter hide his gym equipment and weights?

Behind the Dumbelldoor.

4. What's an ape's favorite music?

Orangutunes

5. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

6. Yo mama so stupid, she thinks smoking a Camel is a Middle Eastern delicacy

7. Did you know that Phil Collins is a pen name?

It’s his pseu-pseu-pseudonym. (h/t Max Davison via Threads)

8. How many Hindus does it take to change a light bulb?

Hundreds, because it's really hard to reach the temple ceiling.

9. What do you call an indecisive potato?

A hesitater

10. What do polar bears get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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